the Sock Puppet Coulda-Shoulda-Woulda Convention

The 3rd Annual Shoulda-Coulda-Woulda Sock Puppet Convention is a conglomeration of artists who get together on Monday nights talking about the revolutionary sock puppet designs that coulda, shoulda, woulda been, but never actually were, while adding the comment, Take It To The Convention (TITTC).

Three Tenets of the Convention:
Shoulda been the most revolutionary sock puppet that ever grazed the planet's surface.
Coulda been the most intricate, delicate, ass-kicking sock puppet ever. But it's just too late.
Woulda been one helluva world-shaking sockpuppet, but now it'll never happen.
Ah, shush. Take It To The Convention, will ya?