REtroSpective of the POrtland bike Ensemble [Duo] Japan

This modern translation was culled from a website about our gig in Nagoya at KD Japon. A tremendous space, hosted by a very gracious set of warm folks. I`m trying to upload this photo but the menus are all in Japanese. I`m studying. I really am. But I`m not sure if this will work. Will it work?

Here is the caption underneath the photo. I believe it was a personal commentary turned automatic by my automatic translation software:

《主語なし》It is the マイ bicycle that right that is always taking care of.

《主語なし》I attach, it the various points to and play and also rub and also strike a/the contact microphone and also with, of right of person whole body was been blamed gave the scream of a/the delight with the finger technology that my bicycle becomes splendid and.

《注意:一部解析不可能》《主語なし》I want to observe the アヴァンギャルド style of playing of a/the gamelan wITH it was enjoyable オモロ. 《主語なし》It is although I go な that be loss.

《主語なし》Besides, while accumulating a/the beat present heirakuG, "the noise=noise" that cause a/the アザ- world taken out grieve over was colored" the setting sun, voice of the sound that were cleared to "funniness furthermore, novelist David Moscovich, of the Fukuoka residing that causes to a weird 電 consonant converted the sharpening that I am able to cause to notice that they were wrong translation of a/the ロックン roller Takeno 恭 chapter 4 sets appear on the stage.

The Computer Has Stolen the Author`s Computer, and Replaced it with Another Computer

I am in this place for 18 months with a/the trial [a/the test] no. There is not a charge [charging]. I hope that is more good to not know where you are, although I can write a/the letter to you. 《主語なし》It is damp dust っぽ and be a place. When as for a/the floor I tried that is getting wet almost and the time a/the window threshold [a/the foundation] is cleaned I can not overcome dust [the powder] to see a/the stone. From when those strip off me and water is splashed to me I am mastering this surrounding ぼろ of a/the waist. When my clothes are burnt those caused me seen.
I am in solitary cell imprisonment for 2 weeks. If I am lucky I do 1 nap about only 1st. But it is if I can meet you.
It is once only. I can not sit and my calf [the calf] is becoming numb for 100 years. Sometimes the neck 脊 vertebra is pushed among 2 notched wall and I awake. When it struck a/the hand brake like a/the subway train a/the spark scatters and my foot is the steel ball with bearing no. When I entered those took my turban.
Most of the watches, think that I am a Muslim. Me those are person 汚な that wound me on "a/the turban and" つ call saliva and pushed me to the knee that I am bleeding. Now I am in these 4 x 5 of cells [a cell]. 《主語なし》Or is it 3 x 4? It is a dream to extend my foot completely and the world is a dream and the freedom is a nightmare.
The thought of the sleep is disquieting. 《主語なし》It is the tin [the can] that Man that the watch has ドロシー and human being cause armed. 《主語なし》Because I have hope well I am I of a/the human being. Wish that those are my Kali but a/the rat revolves in a bigger corral and be correct. My Kali is sole real comfortable and those vomit and call I take her instead of] the one that [threw up breakfast. It comes to good from day to day merely.
A/the watch was when able to make it with a/the call girl.
There is the condom of a used sometimes in a/the plate [a/the figure]. Those call it a/the vegetable side. "There is your excessive vegetable side here" say they. Now I have 10th to solitary cell imprisonment furthermore.
It is for to almost talk. With, the smile of the weather forecast government agency that I saw that a/the tiger is bleeding from) the blood curve eye [a/the turn/direction conversion] into God and others who are changing a/the turn [direction conversion] to a/the soldier and soldiers into (the weather forecast government agency on God and television the hip in this hell, I see how his smile is stolen from him and be arranged again in a/the PR office and was returned in the face [the surface] for a/the television. He does not know that is the place where, are broadcasting from Texas in somewhere but those lose electricity. 《主語なし》When it breaks out it is no warning. All are a black man and become vacant at night and quit that my foot bleeds and I meet you. And as for you, it give the sole comfort that I am requiring to me really, without smiling.

I`m IN... I`ve broken into the David Moscovich blog.

私は裁判〔試験〕なしでの18ヶ月の間この場所の中にいます。 料金〔充電〕はありません。 私は、あなたに手紙を書くことができるが、あなたがどこにいるか知らないのがより良いことを願います。 湿っぽいほこりっぽい場所です。 床はその時のほとんどぬれていて、ウィンドウ敷居〔土台〕をきれいにすることを試みた時私は石を見るためにほこり〔粉末〕を切り抜けることができません。 それらが私をはぎ取って、私に水をかけた時から、私はウェストの周りのこのぼろを身に付けています。 私の衣服を焼いた時、それらは私を見させました。
私は2週間の間独房監禁の中にいます。 もし運がよければ、私はわずかの1日につき1つの昼寝をします。 ただ私があなたに会うことができれば.
たった一度. 私は座ることができなくて、私の子牛〔ふくらはぎ〕は100年の間しびれています。 時々首脊椎骨がぎざぎざの2個の壁の間で押されて私は、目覚めます。 地下鉄列車のようにサイドブレーキを打った時火花が散って、私の足はベアリングなしでの鋼鉄ボールです。 私が入った時、それらは私のターバンを取りました。
見張りのほとんどが、私がイスラム教徒であると思います。 それらが私を私の上の「ターバンを巻いた人汚ないやつ」つばと呼んで、私の出血している膝に私を押しました。 今私はこの4 x 5のセル〔細胞〕の中にいます。 あるいは3 x 4ですか? 完全に私の脚を伸ばすことは夢で、世界は夢で、自由は悪夢です。
睡眠の考えは不穏です。 見張りは、ドロシーと人間を持つManが武装させるスズ〔缶〕です。 まあ私が希望を持っているので人間の私. それらは私のKaliであることを望んでいます、しかし、ネズミがより大きい檻で回って正しいです。 Kaliは私の唯一の真の安楽で、私はそれらが朝食と呼ぶ嘔吐〔吐いたもの〕の代わりに彼女を連れて行きます。それはただ良い日々に来ます。
プレート〔図〕に時々中古のコンドームがあります。 それらはそれを野菜側と呼びます。 「ここにあなたの余分な野菜側はあります」と彼らは言います。 今私は独房監禁に更に10日を持っています。
ほとんど話しますのために。 この地獄で、私がトラがヒップ(神とテレビの上の天気予報官の中に回転〔方向転換〕を兵士と兵士たちに変えている神たちの中に血曲がり目〔回転/方向転換〕)から出血しているのを見た 天気予報官の微笑で、私は彼の微笑がどのように彼から盗まれて、ピーアールオフィスで整え直されて、テレビのための顔〔表面〕に戻って置かれたか見ます。 彼はどこかでテキサスから放送しています、しかし、それらが電気を失うところであることを知りません。 起こる時、警告なしであります。 全部が黒人で、夜は空いて、私の脚は出血するのをやめて、私はあなたに会います。 そしてあなたはほほえまないで、それは私に私が本当に必要としている唯一の安楽をくれます。